Well, I was thinking, before we do anything rash, we should first
check out whether Lilith can keep her mouth shut or not.
Uriel: Good idea. That way, no one will come to
Lucifer: And how shall that work?
Michael: Easy enough. Somebody has to have a date
with her …
Raphael: Not me!
Michael: No, of course not you. It would have to
be somebody whom she doesn't suspect to be part of the rebels' squad.
You only mentioned Luce in your sleeptalk, right?
Raphael: Hm, yeah. That's what she said.
Michael: Good, that rules you two out. Anyway,
I would sacrifice myself to do it …
Gabriel: AWWW, fuck a hairy duck! That's the lamest
excuse I have ever heard. You just want a date with Lilith. Come
on, admit it, big boy. You're hot for her.
Michael: No, seriously, Gabe. Of course I would
have to pretend to have business with her, otherwise she might suspect
my intentions …
Gabriel: Yeah, yeah, "pretend" …
Michael: But after that …
Gabriel: Ha! After WHAT, precisely, hm? Hehe, come
on, Mike, admit it, you wanna …
Lucifer: Just let him talk, will you, Gabe?
Gabriel: Ok, ok. I'm shutting up. My comment's
not wanted, I'm mum.
Gabriel: Don't give me that angry stare. I'm silent.
No more woooords, no more ....
Gabriel: Ok, no more songs either. Zip.
Michael: As I said, after the deed, we'll have
a 'kin good Holy Smoke and I'm gonna probe a bit to find out what
she knows. I mean, if she won't spill the beans to a member of Rod's
army, then I guess we're pretty safe. Wouldn't you agree?
Uriel: That's a good plan. I'm all for it.
Lucifer: You just like the plan 'cause it'll keep
me from harming Lilith.
Uriel: Not only, I really think it might work.
Lucifer: Hmm. So what if she tells you everything?
Michael: Ehm, well, in that case we would have
to find another solution, I'm afraid. But there's no harm in trying,
Gabriel: Yeah, you get fucked and then she's fucked.
Gabriel: Ok, ok. Re-zip.
Michael: I think it's really a good plan.
Sariel: Yes, it IS a good plan. But come to think
of it, maybe I should have the date with her.
Michael: Fuck my old wings! And why you, pray tell?
Sariel: Well, I am the captain of the army after
all. If she wants to spit it out to anybody, she'd choose the captain,
Gabriel: Hey, can you two keep your knickers on
for a while? What is this? Fighting over Lilith? Man, she must have
bedazzled you. Now I know why every little angel wants to be a soldier.
Want some boobs, join the troops. I'm starting to regret I didn't.
Lucifer: And why didn't you? Too much of a chicken,
Gabriel: I'm not a chicken! No, I'm quite simply
better suited for being the messenger. The Voice of Rod.
Lucifer: You're right. You're much better suited
for being the bigmouth.
Uriel: Can you stop fighting please?
Lucifer: Anyway it's too late to join the army
now, Gabe. Soon there won't be an army anymore.
Raphael: How's that?
Lucifer: Because we plan to end Rod's reign, have
Gabriel: Aw, Raphy, have we talked too much for
you? Has your system shut down again? I'll explain: No Rod, no army,
Raphael: Oh, right. Sure. Gabe ... no need to tousle
my hair. Gabe!
Gabriel: Too late, hehe. "How's that"
begs for a tousling.
Raphael: Hmm … Gabe, let me be … ehm,
does that mean, Sar and Mike will be unemployed soon?
Michael: Yep, we're gonna be on the dole. Nice
Gabriel: Sounds like fun. Anyway, as I see it,
I'm gonna lose my job as well.
Uriel: Yes, we're all gonna lose our jobs.
Gabriel: Apart from Raphy. He will have plenty
of work after the fight. Stitching wings back on, healing scars,
quenching blood … we'll break it, he'll fix it. Nice motto
for a repair shop actually.
Raphael: Damn, does that mean I am the only one
who will have to work? That's not a good deal.
Uriel: I hope the revolution can be carried out
without too much bloodshed and fighting. Then you won't be too busy,
Lucifer: Well, we'll see. I don't think you'll
have to worry about lack of work, though. There's going to be enough
things to do for everyone after my revolution. I plan to create
a whole new world, a brave new world.
Gabriel: Your revolution, ey? Actually you have
never told us what exactly your plans for the time after YOUR revolution
Uriel: I know some of them. Luce's ideas are great.
Lucifer: Let's first deal with Lilith, ok? Then
I'll tell you all in detail.
Michael: Ok, as I said, I'm gonna call her up right
Sariel: I still think it would be better if I …
Lucifer: Stop this. What is it about her that you
all want to date her?
Raphael: I never wanted to date her.
Michael: Easy for you to say. You're cloudmates.
You can have her any time.
Raphael: Huh, me having HER? Are you kidding? I
have a hard time preventing her from having ME.
Sariel: I wouldn't struggle so hard …
Gabriel: I bet you wouldn't, hehe.
Uriel: No, but I understand Raph. Lilith is kinda
… scary sometimes.
Gabriel: Aw, little Ury is scared of demons.
Uriel: I'm not scared of demons. But Lilith is
Michael: Oh yes, she is, I can tell you …
Lucifer: Stop! All of you. Let's keep our hands
on the topic, please.
Gabriel: That's exactly what Mike and Sar want
to do ...
Lucifer: Well, then, they can go ahead and do it.
If it gets the problem solved.
Gabriel: Problem is, problem's not solved yet.
Two army members are fighting for who's gonna do the mission. Are
you guys also that eager for your missions from Rod?
Michael: Well, they are not half as fun.
Gabriel: Hehe, thought so.
Lucifer: This mission shouldn't be fun either,
dammit. Can you be serious? While you are cockfighting here, Lilith
might already be on her way to Rod to tell him everything. Let's
not lose any more time, ok?
Uriel: Why don't we let fortune decide whose gonna
do the mission?
Gabriel: Yeah, sometimes it's better to let the
Uriel: I said fortune, not fool.
Gabriel: I know, I know, just a little side remark.
Don't mind me.
Lucifer: Do we ever? What's your plan, Uriel?
Uriel: Let's pull the short stick. The one who
pulls it, has to deal with Lilith.
Michael: "Is allowed" to deal with Lilith,
that's how I would put it.
Lucifer: That's a point of view, isn't it?
Gabriel: Pull the stick, get the chick.
Lucifer: One more word, and I'll flame your wings.
Sariel: Ok, let's pull sticks. May the lucky one
Michael: I have the short one, I have the short
Sariel: Shit. Fair enough, though. Go ahead with
your plan, Mike and good luck, mate.
Lucifer: Wait! Before you do anything, let's first
rehearse what you're gonna ask her.
Lucifer: Because I don't want to risk that she
ends up knowing even more about our plans.
Michael: Are you saying I might mess up?
Lucifer: No, I just wanna make sure you don't.
So here's how you should proceed …